Local Train Main

Aaj mai local train se karjat ke taraf jar aha tha Mai 11th compartment ke middle door pe khada tha. Ek admi mere karib aaya. Woh apna haat mere Lund ke taraf jhulane laga

Aur apna haat hilane laga mere trouser ke upar se
Uski harkat se mera L*%$D khada hone laga
Maine dekha ki woh Kopar utar raha hai
Use dekh kar mai bhi utar gaya
Aur mai sauchalay (washroom) dhundhane laga
Finally mujhe washroom mil gaya Jo ki platform ke end mai tha
Woh pura khali tha
Mera picha karte karte woh mere piche piche waha bhi aagaya

Dhar marene ke jagaha mai apna L*%$D hilane laga kyuki mera L*%$D buri tarah khada tha
Woh first partition pe khada tha aur mai last partition par
Maine apna hilana suru kar diya
Woh admi pareshan laga raha tha shayad usse mere L*%$D dekhna tha

Par jab se aur koi aagaya
And dusra admi jane ke baad
Mai uske bagal ke partition pe aagay
Ab uski ek pareshani khatam ho gai
Ab woh mera khada L*%$D ko bade dhayn se dekh raha tha aur apna L*%$D bhi hila raha tha
5 min ke baad mai discharge hone laga fir bhi woh mera dekha raha tha bina palke jhapkay
woh bich bich mai niche bhi dekh raha tha ki mai kitna discharge ho raha hu

Achanak se aur koi aagya, woh bhi mere bagal mai, 3rd partition mai , usne dekha ki mai hila raha hu aur mera discharge maal bhi dekhne laga
Maine turant apna khada L*%$D apne trouser mai dala bina akhari bund cum ka tapkaye, iskarna se mere pant pe ek halka sa dhaba ban gaya
Aur waha se chalta bana
Aur piche mud kar bhi nahi dekha
Fortunately ambernath ki train aagai aur chalte chalte maine woh train pakad li
Par mai ab bhi soch raha hu ki kya maine aaj sahi kiya?