Devendra aur Sunder to mil gaye they magar mera do hi ladkon se
kahan dil bharne wala tha; mujhe to apne poorey group ke saaath
rehne ki aadat thi, yahan main akela mahsoos karne laga tha apne aap
ko. Raat bhar karwatein badalta aur so jata. Naya shahar tha yahan
ke taur tareekey mujhe malum nahin they. Factory mein logon se dosti
thi, magar office ki dostiyan dikhawe ki hoti hain. Zyadatar log
shadishuda they, apni biwi bacchon ke baatein kertey, jinki shadi
nahin huyi thi who shaadi honey ka intezar kar rahe they. Waise
mujhe ab tak is baat ka to aabhaas ho chukka tha ki 21-22 saala tak
ke ladke hi swayamlaingik chudai ke liye utsukta dikhatey hain, kuch
24-25 tak, who is liye nahin ki who swayamlaingik hotey hain balki
kewal is liye ki unhe apne lund ko shant karma hota hai. Itni badi
factory mein ab meri nazron ke saamne Raaj aa gaya tha. Poora naam
Rajendra Jha tha aur Dhanbad ka rehne wala tha, computer section
mein assistant tha. Samy nikal ke raj ke saath hi baat waat ho jati
thi. Phir do ladkon ki baatein hon aur usme chudai ka zikr na ho;
yeh to ho nahin sakta tha, so hum aksar chudai ki baatein bhi
kertey. Akasar main Raj ke kandhey pe kabhi kamar pe kabhi jaangh pe
haath rakh hi deta tha. Mere ander yeh khaas baat hai ki logon ko
main friendly lagta hoon. Mera manna yeh hai ki jab tak agle ko
relax nahin karwaoonga apne saath tab tak uspe aagey kaise haath
rakh sakta hoon. Chotey badey sabhi mujhe naam se hi bulatey they.
Ab office mein Raj hi dil lagane aur sapne sanjoney ka sahara ban
gaya tha. Kasi huyi pant pehanta tha, shirt ke do button khule jinme
se chaati ke baal dikhtey huye, aasteen lappet ke kuhni ke ooper,
daba huya rang, uthi huyi zip, pyasey madbhare honth, clean shaved.
Ek do baar mazak mazak mein maine uski pant ki jeb mein haath bhi
daala tha, `yaar tu hai bahut shaitan saley' usne kaha, ek baar usne
hi apna rumal nikalwaya tha geele haatah pochne ko, uska itna
nazdeeki sparsh aisa laga ki mujhe ek haftey uske naam ki muth
maarni padi. Hamari dosti badne lagi. Hum aksar kaam ke baad canteen
ke peechey baith jatey aur baatein kartey they. Raj ne wahi
Ghaziabad mein hi karma le rakha tha, mujhe apni motorcycle pe bus
stop tak chorr deta aur wahan se bus pakad leta. Ek who aise hi
bola `yaar tum mujhe acchey lagey, tumsein baatein karke akelapan
door ho jata hai' `accha thank you thank you yaar' maine kaha magar
uski is baat mein zyada matlab nahin nikala. Ab kyunki
main `izzatdaar' naukri mein tha aur who bhi naye shahar mein, maine
apne haath zara khench rakhe they. Mere saath saath uski ek aur
colleague se bhi dosti thi, who they uske department ke head Prithvi
Khanna. Umar mein hum dono se hi lagbhag 7-8 saal badey they. Raj
aksar unke ghar bhi jaya kerta tha. Kehta tha `yaar thoda tel
laganey ka avsar mil jata hai boss ko!!"
Kuch din baad meri duty shop floor, yani machine pe lag gayi jis
kaaran hare k hafta chorr ker night shift kerni padti. Shop floor pe
apni hi ek duniya thi, labour ek doosrey se mazak kertey rehtey aur
apni machine pe nazar rakhtey; sabhi ko company ke uniform waley
light blue overall pehanney hotey they. Jab ghaur se dekha to unme
se kuch kaafi hattey kattey jawan they. Meri gaand mein jani
pehchaani si kulbulahat wapas aa gayi thi. Main bhi un logon se
hansi mazak kerta, waise tha unka supervisor. Meri teer ke nishane
pe 3-4 shikaar they, do Bihar se they, Dilip aur Imran jisko log
Baba bhi kehtey they; do jaat they Amarjeet aur Vinod, magar mujhe
pata tha unko pana asambhav tha…lagbhag asambhav. Din hafton mein
badaltey rahe, haftey mahinon mein. Kaaam chalta raha. Magar ab hum
logon ki ghanistta bhi badh gayi thi. Raj aur main bhi kaafi nazdeek
aa gaye they, usne ek baar mujhe bataya ki `maine ek aurat phansa
rakhi hai, uske pati ke saamne hi uski leta hoon' `abey hatt sala
jhootha, aisa kaun hoga ` `abey hai yaar ek kabhi mauka mila to khud
dekh lena saley bhala jhooth kyun bolunga' `sala Pati bolega ki meri
biwi chod de' maine kaha `yaar wo santusht nahin kar pata hai, biwi
ussey kafi choti hai, jawan hai, paise ke chakker mein gharwalon ne
shadi karwa di' usne bataya `chal rehne de main nahin maan sakta
chutiyape ki baat hai' hamari baatein canteen ke thekedaar ke yahan
kaam kerne wala Sonu sun raha tha, 18-19 saal ka mast item tha sala,
tight jeans aur tshirt mein waiter to lagta nahin tha, kafi gora
chitta, bhara bhara shareer, patli kamar, aksar meri nazrein uski
gaand ki taraf phisal hi jati thin. Uski taraf bhi maine abhi koi
koshish nahin kit hi, bas `kaise ho beta' wagahrah hota tha magar
main aksar usko acchi tip deta tha `5 rupaye ki chai pe 10 rupaye ki
tip, is liye who mujhe pasand karne laga tha, jab maine usko chudai
ki baatein suntey dekha to bhagaya `chal bey abhi se yeh sab sun
raha hai, bigad jayega' who muskurata huya chala gaya apne doosrey
saathi Shoib ke paas, Shoib bhi ussi tarah ka mast ladka tha, dono
kuch khusar pusar karne lagey.
Phir night shift aayi. Night shift mein logon ko daru waru allowed
nahin thi phir bhi saley bathroom jakar 2-3 peg laga hi lete, mujhse
bhi kaha gaya tha ki main is baat ko andekha ker doon, warna labour
problem karegi. Us din jab main factory ke bathroom gaya to Amarjeet
wahan pehse se laga raha tha, mujhe dekhker muskuraya `lo aap bhi le
lo' maine bhi glass lekar ek peg laga liya, phir jab Amar khada
hokar mootne laga to mujhse raha nahin gaya, halanki mujhse pishab
nahin lag raha tha main bhi uske bagal mein kahada ho gaya, aur
beech le partition ke ooper se kewal uski dhaar aur uska lund dekhne
laga. Saley ka size bada lag raha tha. Usne mujhe dekhtey huye dekha
magar maine nazrein nahin hatayi, `kyun Sir kya dekh rahe ho' `kuch
nahin yaar sala pishab ho hi nahin raha hai' maine muskuratey huye
kaha `to mere laudey se hoga kya jo isko dekh rahe ho, ya kuch aur
hi irada hai' Khair itni baat ke baad hum wapas laut gaye, magar
shayad usne meri nazron se tapakti kaamatur vaasna dekh li thi.
Lautey to amar turant Dilip aur Vinod se kuch baat karne laga, who
log muskuraye, `abey baatein band karo, kaam karo' `sir kaam ki hi
baat ker rahe hain, aapke kaam ki' mere man mein mano hazaron ton
laddu photo padey magar chehrey pe dikahaya nahin. Saley bade harami
they, shayad unki samajh mein aane laga tha. Mujhe un sab ke lund
chahiye they, ek peg ander chala gaya tha is liye uttawala pan jo
itne mahinon se kaabu mein tha phir badhne laga tha. Jab Dilip
bathroom ki taraf gaya to main uske peechey bhi lag liya, who sabse
chanchal savbhaav ka tha, shadi ho chuki thi, biwi baccey gaanv mein
hi rakh chorrey they, yahan akela rehta Baba aur Vinod ke
saath, `aaj aapko bahut pishab aa raha hai kya baat hai' `la yaar
tere paas hai to ek peg dede' maine Dilip se bathroom mein ghustey
huye kaha, laganey ke baad main wakai mein khada hokar mootne laga
to Dilip mere bagal mein khud ba khud aa gaya aur zip kholker lauda
bahar ker diya, kaafi accha, gora sa, mardana lund tha, meri nazar
khud hi wahan jam gayi, kuch der mein maine dhayan diya to who moot
nahin raha tha aur uska lauda khada sa honey laga tha, poora khada
to nahin magar size kafi badh gaya tha. `kyun Sir' woh muskura raha
tha `shakee lagtey ho, kyun' usne aankh maartey huye mujhse
kaha `yahan iski bhi halat kharab hai' usne apne laudey ki taraf
ishara kiya `biwi gaanv mein hai' `Abey pagal hai kya saley kya
samjh rakha hai' maine usko daanta `soch lena sambhal na pao to
First Aid room mein mil lena, baat aapas ki rahegi bahar nahin
niklegi' kehkar who chal pada wapas aur main bhi, aatey hi usne
Baba, Vinod aur Amar ko bata diya sab kuch. Ab meri sharam hawa ho
chuki thi aur kaamdev ne apna jadu chalana shuru ker diya. Raat ke
ek baje they; maine un logon ki taraf dekha, who apni apni machino
ke saamne lagey huye they, kerna kuch hota nahin tha, bas kabhi
kabhar kuch awaaz aati to brush se safai, ya koi nut bolt kabhi
kasna kabhi dheela karma. Main ab control nahin ker paa raha tha,
socha chai pee loon to canteen ki taraf badh gaya, wahan pahuncha to
koi tha nahin, main bina kuch boley hi aaspaas dekhne laga, hamesha
kissi na kissi ki duty to rehti thi, aaj kaise koi nahin hai aur jab
canteen ke kitchen ke store ka darwaza apni taraf kheencha to hosh
udh gaye, cheeni ki bori pe Sonu bina pant ke ulta huya tha aur
Shoib apni pant ghutne tak utaarey huye dhadhak laundey ki chodne
mein laga huya hai. Mujhe dekhtey hi dono ke hosh udh gay eek dum se
hadbada ke uthey aur pantein pehanney lagey, maine man hi man
socha `ab yeh kahan haath se nikal payengey aaj ander walon ko
dekhta hoon, yeh to shikar ab jaal mein aa hi gaya hai, who bhi ek
ke badle do do' `abey salon kya kar rahe they' maine hanste ...
kahan dil bharne wala tha; mujhe to apne poorey group ke saaath
rehne ki aadat thi, yahan main akela mahsoos karne laga tha apne aap
ko. Raat bhar karwatein badalta aur so jata. Naya shahar tha yahan
ke taur tareekey mujhe malum nahin they. Factory mein logon se dosti
thi, magar office ki dostiyan dikhawe ki hoti hain. Zyadatar log
shadishuda they, apni biwi bacchon ke baatein kertey, jinki shadi
nahin huyi thi who shaadi honey ka intezar kar rahe they. Waise
mujhe ab tak is baat ka to aabhaas ho chukka tha ki 21-22 saala tak
ke ladke hi swayamlaingik chudai ke liye utsukta dikhatey hain, kuch
24-25 tak, who is liye nahin ki who swayamlaingik hotey hain balki
kewal is liye ki unhe apne lund ko shant karma hota hai. Itni badi
factory mein ab meri nazron ke saamne Raaj aa gaya tha. Poora naam
Rajendra Jha tha aur Dhanbad ka rehne wala tha, computer section
mein assistant tha. Samy nikal ke raj ke saath hi baat waat ho jati
thi. Phir do ladkon ki baatein hon aur usme chudai ka zikr na ho;
yeh to ho nahin sakta tha, so hum aksar chudai ki baatein bhi
kertey. Akasar main Raj ke kandhey pe kabhi kamar pe kabhi jaangh pe
haath rakh hi deta tha. Mere ander yeh khaas baat hai ki logon ko
main friendly lagta hoon. Mera manna yeh hai ki jab tak agle ko
relax nahin karwaoonga apne saath tab tak uspe aagey kaise haath
rakh sakta hoon. Chotey badey sabhi mujhe naam se hi bulatey they.
Ab office mein Raj hi dil lagane aur sapne sanjoney ka sahara ban
gaya tha. Kasi huyi pant pehanta tha, shirt ke do button khule jinme
se chaati ke baal dikhtey huye, aasteen lappet ke kuhni ke ooper,
daba huya rang, uthi huyi zip, pyasey madbhare honth, clean shaved.
Ek do baar mazak mazak mein maine uski pant ki jeb mein haath bhi
daala tha, `yaar tu hai bahut shaitan saley' usne kaha, ek baar usne
hi apna rumal nikalwaya tha geele haatah pochne ko, uska itna
nazdeeki sparsh aisa laga ki mujhe ek haftey uske naam ki muth
maarni padi. Hamari dosti badne lagi. Hum aksar kaam ke baad canteen
ke peechey baith jatey aur baatein kartey they. Raj ne wahi
Ghaziabad mein hi karma le rakha tha, mujhe apni motorcycle pe bus
stop tak chorr deta aur wahan se bus pakad leta. Ek who aise hi
bola `yaar tum mujhe acchey lagey, tumsein baatein karke akelapan
door ho jata hai' `accha thank you thank you yaar' maine kaha magar
uski is baat mein zyada matlab nahin nikala. Ab kyunki
main `izzatdaar' naukri mein tha aur who bhi naye shahar mein, maine
apne haath zara khench rakhe they. Mere saath saath uski ek aur
colleague se bhi dosti thi, who they uske department ke head Prithvi
Khanna. Umar mein hum dono se hi lagbhag 7-8 saal badey they. Raj
aksar unke ghar bhi jaya kerta tha. Kehta tha `yaar thoda tel
laganey ka avsar mil jata hai boss ko!!"
Kuch din baad meri duty shop floor, yani machine pe lag gayi jis
kaaran hare k hafta chorr ker night shift kerni padti. Shop floor pe
apni hi ek duniya thi, labour ek doosrey se mazak kertey rehtey aur
apni machine pe nazar rakhtey; sabhi ko company ke uniform waley
light blue overall pehanney hotey they. Jab ghaur se dekha to unme
se kuch kaafi hattey kattey jawan they. Meri gaand mein jani
pehchaani si kulbulahat wapas aa gayi thi. Main bhi un logon se
hansi mazak kerta, waise tha unka supervisor. Meri teer ke nishane
pe 3-4 shikaar they, do Bihar se they, Dilip aur Imran jisko log
Baba bhi kehtey they; do jaat they Amarjeet aur Vinod, magar mujhe
pata tha unko pana asambhav tha…lagbhag asambhav. Din hafton mein
badaltey rahe, haftey mahinon mein. Kaaam chalta raha. Magar ab hum
logon ki ghanistta bhi badh gayi thi. Raj aur main bhi kaafi nazdeek
aa gaye they, usne ek baar mujhe bataya ki `maine ek aurat phansa
rakhi hai, uske pati ke saamne hi uski leta hoon' `abey hatt sala
jhootha, aisa kaun hoga ` `abey hai yaar ek kabhi mauka mila to khud
dekh lena saley bhala jhooth kyun bolunga' `sala Pati bolega ki meri
biwi chod de' maine kaha `yaar wo santusht nahin kar pata hai, biwi
ussey kafi choti hai, jawan hai, paise ke chakker mein gharwalon ne
shadi karwa di' usne bataya `chal rehne de main nahin maan sakta
chutiyape ki baat hai' hamari baatein canteen ke thekedaar ke yahan
kaam kerne wala Sonu sun raha tha, 18-19 saal ka mast item tha sala,
tight jeans aur tshirt mein waiter to lagta nahin tha, kafi gora
chitta, bhara bhara shareer, patli kamar, aksar meri nazrein uski
gaand ki taraf phisal hi jati thin. Uski taraf bhi maine abhi koi
koshish nahin kit hi, bas `kaise ho beta' wagahrah hota tha magar
main aksar usko acchi tip deta tha `5 rupaye ki chai pe 10 rupaye ki
tip, is liye who mujhe pasand karne laga tha, jab maine usko chudai
ki baatein suntey dekha to bhagaya `chal bey abhi se yeh sab sun
raha hai, bigad jayega' who muskurata huya chala gaya apne doosrey
saathi Shoib ke paas, Shoib bhi ussi tarah ka mast ladka tha, dono
kuch khusar pusar karne lagey.
Phir night shift aayi. Night shift mein logon ko daru waru allowed
nahin thi phir bhi saley bathroom jakar 2-3 peg laga hi lete, mujhse
bhi kaha gaya tha ki main is baat ko andekha ker doon, warna labour
problem karegi. Us din jab main factory ke bathroom gaya to Amarjeet
wahan pehse se laga raha tha, mujhe dekhker muskuraya `lo aap bhi le
lo' maine bhi glass lekar ek peg laga liya, phir jab Amar khada
hokar mootne laga to mujhse raha nahin gaya, halanki mujhse pishab
nahin lag raha tha main bhi uske bagal mein kahada ho gaya, aur
beech le partition ke ooper se kewal uski dhaar aur uska lund dekhne
laga. Saley ka size bada lag raha tha. Usne mujhe dekhtey huye dekha
magar maine nazrein nahin hatayi, `kyun Sir kya dekh rahe ho' `kuch
nahin yaar sala pishab ho hi nahin raha hai' maine muskuratey huye
kaha `to mere laudey se hoga kya jo isko dekh rahe ho, ya kuch aur
hi irada hai' Khair itni baat ke baad hum wapas laut gaye, magar
shayad usne meri nazron se tapakti kaamatur vaasna dekh li thi.
Lautey to amar turant Dilip aur Vinod se kuch baat karne laga, who
log muskuraye, `abey baatein band karo, kaam karo' `sir kaam ki hi
baat ker rahe hain, aapke kaam ki' mere man mein mano hazaron ton
laddu photo padey magar chehrey pe dikahaya nahin. Saley bade harami
they, shayad unki samajh mein aane laga tha. Mujhe un sab ke lund
chahiye they, ek peg ander chala gaya tha is liye uttawala pan jo
itne mahinon se kaabu mein tha phir badhne laga tha. Jab Dilip
bathroom ki taraf gaya to main uske peechey bhi lag liya, who sabse
chanchal savbhaav ka tha, shadi ho chuki thi, biwi baccey gaanv mein
hi rakh chorrey they, yahan akela rehta Baba aur Vinod ke
saath, `aaj aapko bahut pishab aa raha hai kya baat hai' `la yaar
tere paas hai to ek peg dede' maine Dilip se bathroom mein ghustey
huye kaha, laganey ke baad main wakai mein khada hokar mootne laga
to Dilip mere bagal mein khud ba khud aa gaya aur zip kholker lauda
bahar ker diya, kaafi accha, gora sa, mardana lund tha, meri nazar
khud hi wahan jam gayi, kuch der mein maine dhayan diya to who moot
nahin raha tha aur uska lauda khada sa honey laga tha, poora khada
to nahin magar size kafi badh gaya tha. `kyun Sir' woh muskura raha
tha `shakee lagtey ho, kyun' usne aankh maartey huye mujhse
kaha `yahan iski bhi halat kharab hai' usne apne laudey ki taraf
ishara kiya `biwi gaanv mein hai' `Abey pagal hai kya saley kya
samjh rakha hai' maine usko daanta `soch lena sambhal na pao to
First Aid room mein mil lena, baat aapas ki rahegi bahar nahin
niklegi' kehkar who chal pada wapas aur main bhi, aatey hi usne
Baba, Vinod aur Amar ko bata diya sab kuch. Ab meri sharam hawa ho
chuki thi aur kaamdev ne apna jadu chalana shuru ker diya. Raat ke
ek baje they; maine un logon ki taraf dekha, who apni apni machino
ke saamne lagey huye they, kerna kuch hota nahin tha, bas kabhi
kabhar kuch awaaz aati to brush se safai, ya koi nut bolt kabhi
kasna kabhi dheela karma. Main ab control nahin ker paa raha tha,
socha chai pee loon to canteen ki taraf badh gaya, wahan pahuncha to
koi tha nahin, main bina kuch boley hi aaspaas dekhne laga, hamesha
kissi na kissi ki duty to rehti thi, aaj kaise koi nahin hai aur jab
canteen ke kitchen ke store ka darwaza apni taraf kheencha to hosh
udh gaye, cheeni ki bori pe Sonu bina pant ke ulta huya tha aur
Shoib apni pant ghutne tak utaarey huye dhadhak laundey ki chodne
mein laga huya hai. Mujhe dekhtey hi dono ke hosh udh gay eek dum se
hadbada ke uthey aur pantein pehanney lagey, maine man hi man
socha `ab yeh kahan haath se nikal payengey aaj ander walon ko
dekhta hoon, yeh to shikar ab jaal mein aa hi gaya hai, who bhi ek
ke badle do do' `abey salon kya kar rahe they' maine hanste ...
...huye
kaha `lagey raho beta koi baat nahin, mujhe apna dost hi samjho
kissise nahin kahunga' kehkar main wapas chal pada, yeh to pata
nahin ki who wapas chalu huye ki nahin magar mere kadam khud ba Khud
First Aid room ki taraf badh chale.
kaha `lagey raho beta koi baat nahin, mujhe apna dost hi samjho
kissise nahin kahunga' kehkar main wapas chal pada, yeh to pata
nahin ki who wapas chalu huye ki nahin magar mere kadam khud ba Khud
First Aid room ki taraf badh chale.
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